OVERFLOW; recolle

[lienhearts]

An overflow post for Recollé threads.

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[lienhearts]

For having something to fall back on when your car breaks down and you owe $600 to get it fixed

[spirithacker]

oh
i guess thats important

[lienhearts]

Lesson of the day:

Don't waste your savings

Also get a job

[spirithacker]

work smarter not harder

[He just doesn't like admitting he was wrong.]

[lienhearts]

Can't work smarter unless you have a job to work at

[Theo he's 8.]

[spirithacker]

[It's illegal for him to get a real job??]

be smart about getting an easy job first

[lienhearts]

Easy jobs don't usually pay too well

[spirithacker]

get promoted really quick doing stuff im good at

[lienhearts]

And what are you good at?

[8!!!]

[spirithacker]

video games
all my classes
annoying old men into arguing with literal children

[lienhearts]

[...]

Not sure how you're planning to monetize that last one

[spirithacker]

pay me to annoy your nigerian prince scammers until they tell you to stop contacting them

[lienhearts]

Or I could automate that ['-shit' almost made it in there until he remembered to backspace.]

[spirithacker]

[Theo's trying his best. His best is not very good, but he's trying.]

do you know how to do that at all

[lienhearts]

https://www.rescam.org/

[All that really need be done as far as he's concerned, really.]

[spirithacker]

its offline

[Try something else?]

[lienhearts]

[...Dammit. He liked that service.]

Guess this is your big moment, kid

[spirithacker]

guess youre in the market for a replacement
my rates are v low

[lienhearts]

[Eh, they can just rot in his spam folder, but this he's got to see.]

Oh?

[spirithacker]

[Oh, crap, he didn't actually have rates, now he's got to come up with some...]

flat rate of $3 per scam email

[lienhearts]

I guess if you find enough takers

[spirithacker]

how about you

[lienhearts]

Letting it sit in my spam folder's free

[spirithacker]

but it doesnt waste a spammers time
dont you want to annoy them
and take away their time that could be spent on scamming somebody out of their money

[lienhearts]

If someone loses their money to phishing they should've known better